Every American will lose their job. Even the ones that don't exist.

Leader and Master of the Democrats, Nancy Pelosi says that if we don't pass this "stimulus" bill, 500 Million Americans will lose their jobs.

There are only about 300 Million Americans .

Apparently, Pelosi, with her fear-mongering wants us to know that EVERYONE will lose their jobs. Including about 200 Million Americans that don't exist.

Here are some of the Non-Existant Americans who will be hit hardest......

Big Foot. How's he gonna get paid to walk mysteriously and blurry without these stimulus bills?


The Boogeyman. With more and more families losing their houses, there will be no closets to lurk in for this guy.


The Muppets. Self explanatory.


99% of Canibus' fans.


Mario and Luigi will lose their plumbing jobs. Although, I suspect that they may not be citizens, anyway.


Ash will lose his job at S-Mart.



And, of course, The Superman. (Im using this one as a metaphor for Obama).